Two Of The One Direction Twinks Got Caught Smoking The Good Shit

From: dlisted & The Daily Mail

Zayn lights up a rolled up cigarette as he and Louis Tomlinson are driven to their gig in Lima, Peru. Louis,
narrating the video jokes: 'What do you think of this type of content?'

Good news for those of you who woke up this morning and thought “You know, I’d really like to see a video of two famous 20-year-olds getting high in a van today”. A video has emerged of One Direction’s Zayn Malik (aka the “hot bad boy” one) and Louis Tomlinson (the internet tells me he’s the “funny one”, so I guess that makes him the Joey Fatone?) smoking weed while traveling in a van to a One Direction show in Peru on April 27th. The Daily Mail, who has the journalistic integrity of the Channel 4 News Team, describes the video as “shocking” and “exposes the dark side of the squeaky clean boy band”. However, I would describe the video as “boring” and “is literally two guys smoking weed in a van”. Oh, and also some guy talking about chicken:

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Zayn takes a draw on the roll up. Before they began their journey someone can be heard asking: 'Are we allowed to talk contraband in this?'

“But we got a full chicken” is the new Hakuna Matata. But back to those two living My Scene dolls smoking the stickiest of icky. Seeing two dudes in their early 20s smoking weed to relax before a concert is nothing to be all Helen Lovejoy concerned about, except maybe for the fact that they keep calling it “Mary Jane” and “Mary J. Blige”, which made me cringe hard enough to fall off my chair and cringe a dent into the floor.

Louis can be heard joking that 'Mary J' is 'one very very important factor of Zayn’s warm up'

At one point during the video, Louis asks: ‘How is it Zayn?’ Pausing a beat before he exhales Zayn replies: ‘Nice’. Zayn blows smoke at the camera and says: 'I know you like dat, bro'

'Stubbsy!' Louis exclaims happily when passed the roll up cigarette as he holds it very close to the camera

At one point Louis pans to a police motorbike escorting the convoy. He says: 'He’s having a look. He’s thinking, "I'm sure I can smell an illegal substance in there." And he’s hit the nail on the head'

Zayn gives the cigarette to one of his minders in the SUV, who later passes it to Louis

At one point, Louis pans to the streets and says he's capturing the local culture. He then focuses back on the roll up cigarette and asks 'How's that kind of culture?'

The boys and their minders joke about having 'full chicken'. It is not known what they are referring to but they both seem very excited at the prospect of having it in Chile and Jamaica