“He looks like he could be the love interest in a Lana Del Rey music video.” This is something I said to myself as soon as I saw that picture below of Manhunt member _jgonza—you know, the one where he’s just strolling along on the beach. It caught my eye with the cool as fuck factor, but it was his smile that caught a little bit more than my eye.
His charming eyes called out to me, as his big ol’ grin made my underwear melt off into a giant puddle of cum… Or, well, let’s be completely honest! It was his beard that really got to me. Anyone who’s anyone knows I’m a huge pognophile who goes nuts at the sight of any facial hair, and if you’re in the same boat as me, you can attempt to get those whiskers brushing against your taint for 50% OFF!
Yup, that’s right! Manhunt is currently on sale for 50% off, and anyone who takes advantage of this deal will be treated to a FREE 30-day membership to naked male celebrity site Famous Dick. Obviously, I’m going to be 100% shameless about promoting this opportunity over the next few days, so brace yourselves for tons of posts reminding you of something I’ve already told you about 10,000,000 times.
Milton Keynes, South East England, England
New in town, just ask to know about. No facepic, no reply.
New in town, just ask to know about. No facepic, no reply.
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