Guess His Dick #23: Reveal

From: Queer Click

 Have you given it some head scratchin'? What's the verdict? How much bacon rod is this guy smuggling? Are you ready? [Hint: You're not.]

The verdict 

This guy's packing a monster.

 Nine inches, cut. 

Almost the perfect thickness. We're never given a lot of thought to the "perfect dick" (every dick is perfect in its own way, right?), but if we had to imagine one, this would probably be it. What do you guys think?