Benn Robinson (born July 19, 1984, in Sydney) is an Australian professional rugby union footballer. He plays as a loosehead prop for the New South Wales Waratahs in the Super Rugby competition, and for Australia in international matches.
Robinson grew up in the town of Dural, on the outskirts of Sydney. He attended Glenorie Public School and played his junior rugby for the local Dural Rugby Club. He was educated at The King's School, where he played for the First XV and went on to play for the Australian Schoolboys in 2002. He was selected and played for the Australian under 21 side in 2005, and played every match for the team at the IRB under-21 World Championships in Argentina.
After some deep thought, it occurred to me that Ben Cohen has never actually showed us his bare ass. The former rugby player, anti-bullying activist and perpetual gay eye candy has, yes, appeared in underwear that’s revealing enough to leave little to the imagination, but no, we have never seen his meaty rump jiggling in our faces and teasing us with the unfortunate heterosexuality of his butthole
Why the fuck am I bringing this up? Because I made the mistake of mentioning Cohen had gone nude in my post about fellow rugger Paul Doran-Jones. One of you called me out on it, and while this would normally be the point where I go back to edit my original post and pretend I was right all along, I’m going to use this as a teaching moment. The worst teaching moment in the history of the internet.
Every picture you’ve seen of Ben Cohen’s bare ass is fake. Sorry.
I actually got pissed off when a site like Rugger Bugger tried to push this shot in their latest e-mail blast. Then, I became slightly less pissed when I was strolling through Manhunt‘s Tumblr feed and came across this glorious male specimen. And just to be one-hundred percent clear, “slightly less pissed” is modern slang for “I jizzed a jazzy load onto my own face as I thought about getting suffocated by those butt cheeks“.
Eventually, I was able to remove my hands from my dick long enough to do some research, discovering that the man in the photo was none other than Australian rugby player Benn Robinson. This 29 year-old cutie plays for the New South Wales Waratahs and previously competed on an international level with the Wallabies. He comes equipped with a warm smile, a cubbish physique and what can only be described with the popular internet vernacular, “DAT ASS”.
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