Sunday, April 6, 2014

The 10 Best Songs About Gay Sex

From: Queerty
Cosmo Jarvis
Gay Pirates 

Now for a heart-warming, tragic tale of gay love on the seas. With a bit of gang-rape:
And i’m sick of being beaten, and whipped and lashed to death,

I want one night with no gang-rape, but i won’t hold my breath."
But aside from the blatant sexual references below, this is a love song about a pair of gay pirates, set upon by their homophobic crew:

Yo-ho, Sebastian, I want to love you good,
We deserve much better than we’ve had.

Although pirates actually had a form of gay marriage, so these pair may have just been on the wrong ship at the wrong time.



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