Thursday, April 17, 2014

Straight Guy Shows You Exactly How NOT To Pick Up Dudes

From: NewNowNext
 What happens when a straight dude goes around Los Angeles picking up other dudes? A whole mess of awkward moments. Case in point, try using this line the next time you’re at the bar or club:






Not gonna lie, I was afraid at some point that Homeboy was going to get punched in the face, because that’s what society taught me. But aside from a virulently homophobic West African man, most of his would-be suitors take it in stride. Some are even down for it.





 It doesn't hurt that he’s clearly packing a little junk in that trunk, too.

Meanwhile, the only man to drop an F-bomb is the morbidly obese dude on the Jazzy, thus proving what he always thought: all those gay guys just want a piece of him.




If anything this video shows that it never hurts to ask. Because even while wearing those god awful toe shoes, Homeboy still got him some digits.

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