Dave Holmes Flashes Back to the Insane, Riveting Battle of the Network Stars

From: Vulture

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Oh, you’d rather see David Letterman in a sprint relay with Lou Ferrigno, Debby Boone, and Billy Crystal? I got you.

This is legitimately riveting television, from Letterman’s surprising speed, to most competitors running like they’re trying not to spill a bowl of hot soup, to Joseph Bottoms’s victory dance, which briefly makes you wonder whether Joseph bottoms.