Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Coming Soon: Phallus-Shaped “Dickties” For Every Occasion

From: Queety
 Are you tired of wearing the same old tie every day? Well, have we got news for you! A Kickstarter campaign has been launched to promote the Dicktie, a new phallus-shaped brand of designer neckties.


 Made from 100 percent high-quality silk and available in three different colors, the Dicktie makes a bold yet subtle fashion statement. The ties are available in pink, black, and patterned, and should hit the market later this year.


These handmade ties promise “a raw sex appeal and representation of ascendancy to win you success in the bedroom and the boardroom.” Seriously, we can’t wait to order one in every color.
Check out the Dicktie promo video below.


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