Wednesday, March 12, 2014

YOU’RE GONNA WANT TO MARRY THIS GUY

From: Manhunt Daily
 He’s 25 years old with a hairy chest, chiseled abs, a delightful smile and a treasure trail you’ll want to follow all the way down below. Aside from being atrociously attractive, he’s also got one of the most charming profiles you’ll ever read on Manhunt. He opens up with a quote by Winnie The Pooh! He makes self-aware references to his Canadian spelling habits! And if that weren't enough to win you over, he lists his religion as “Peanut Butter & Tenacity”!


 Allow us to introduce you to AMiles87. You’re going to want to propose to him immediately, but we recommend playing it cool and maybe starting off on a casual note. He’s looking for “men with their feet on the ground and their head in the clouds” for activities that include kissing, sucking, jerking off, rimming, fucking, rough sex and dating with the potential of a long-term relationship. Of course, we’re just going by what his profile says. He might be looking for… Well, YOU.


 Why don’t you message him and see if you’re a match?


Montreal, Quebec, Canada
Monogamy is not a type of wood.


 “You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes.” Winnie The Pooh.
Masculine and athletic lad looking for men with their feet on the ground and their head in the clouds. Be virile, honourable and good, but not too good to be true. And yes, 'honourable' is spelt with a 'u' in it, because I am Canadian. 
Sports: Gymnastics, Skiing, Marathon, Volleyball, Rugby, Cake-Eating. 
Fighting Style: Mano-A-Mano. 
Breakfast Food: Salmon. 
Organ: Spleen. 
Distance: Marathon. 
Religion: Peanut Butter & Tenacity. 
Languages: English & Français. 
Beliefs: Carrying in all the groceries in one go.


 


 


 



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