Winter Olympics 2014 Crotch Competition

From: VH-1

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Olympian: Skeleton sledder John Daly of the United States 

Representing The Crotch Known As: CHAMPION CROTCH 

Olympic-Crotch Analysis: John Daly is currently the United States's best shot at a gold in skeleton. We're giving him the gold here if only because you can make out two helmets in this official team photo.