Winter Olympics 2014 Crotch Competition

From: VH-1

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Olympian: Speed skater Havard Lorentzen of Norway 

Representing The Crotch Known As: Little Red Riding Crotch 

Olympic-Crotch Analysis: Super cute Lorentzen didn't medal in any of his speed skating events, but we would still totally go over the river and through the woods for him.