Winter Olympics 2014 Crotch Competition

From: VH-1

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Olympian: Speed skater Vladimir Grigorev of Russia 

Representing The Crotch Known As: Disco Crotch 

Olympic-Crotch Analysis: Grigorev is one of the finest speed skaters in the world. He finished first in two of his qualifying heats. He also looks like he's up for getting down tonight.