QUICKIE: THE SEXIEST MEN OF 2013

From: Manhunt Daily

 5. 

GAGE

 We wrote

 “Oh gosh! Another unbelievably gorgeous Fratmen model like Aiden, Luca or Maddox? How could we do this to you?!?! On behalf of Manhunt Daily and the entirety of Manhunt headquarters, I would just like to personally apologize for forcing you to look at Gage‘s handsome face, lean torso and solid muscle ass. I’m sorry to offend your eyes with a man who has hair in all of the right places and armpits that we could live in. And don’t worry! I understand if you can’t forgive us.”

   Gage -Fratmen

 Fratmen Gage Up-Close

 Oh gosh! Another unbelievably gorgeous Fratmen model like Aiden, Luca or Maddox? How could we do this to you?!?! On behalf of Manhunt Daily and the entirety of Manhunt headquarters, I would just like to personally apologize for forcing you to look at Gage‘s handsome face, lean torso and solid muscle ass. I’m sorry to offend your eyes with a man who has hair in all of the right places and armpits that we could live in. And don’t worry! I understand if you can’t forgive us.

 Obviously, this is not someone who you’d consider for assorted activities like making out, cuddling, mutual oral sex, rimjobs all over the place or an all-night anal extravaganza with fireworks (and a whole lot of lube). You would never, ever consider jizzing on his face, and I regret implying this is something you’d be interested in. To punish myself, I will repeatedly slap my dick over and over again. I hope this makes up for everything I’ve put you through by presenting Gage as an attractive individual some people might want to have sex with. I’m so, so, so sorry.