JUDE LAW’S IN “DOM HEMINGWAY”

 David Jude Heyworth Law (born 29 December 1972), known professionally as Jude Law, is an English actor, film producer and director.

 He began acting with the National Youth Music Theatre in 1987, and had his first television role in 1989. After starring in films directed by Andrew Niccol, Clint Eastwood and David Cronenberg, he was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor in 1999 for his performance in Anthony Minghella's The Talented Mr. Ripley. In 2000 he won a Best Supporting Actor BAFTA Award for his work in the film. In 2003, he was nominated for the Academy Award for Best Actor for his performance in another Minghella film, Cold Mountain. He is also known for his role as Dr. John Watson in the 2009 film Sherlock Holmes and its 2011 sequel, Sherlock Holmes: A Game of Shadows.

 In 2006, he was ranked as one of the top ten most bankable film stars in Hollywood. In 2007, he received an Honorary César and was named a Chevalier of the Ordre des Arts et des Lettres by the French government. He was a member of the main competition jury at the 2011 Cannes Film Festival.

 Dom Hemingway is a 2013 British black comedy–crime drama film directed and written by Richard Shepard. The film stars Jude Law, Richard E. Grant, Demián Bichir, Emilia Clarke, Jumayn Hunter, Mădălina Diana Ghenea, and Kerry Condon. It was shown at the 2013 Toronto International Film Festival.

 Plot

Dom Hemingway (Jude Law) is a larger-than-life safecracker with a loose fuse, funny, profane, and dangerous. Back on the streets of London after twelve years in prison, it's time to collect what he's owed for keeping his mouth shut.

 Travelling with his devoted best friend Dickie (Richard E. Grant), Dom visits his crime boss Mr Fontaine (Demián Bichir) in the south of France to claim his reward. But Dom's drunk and drug-fueled ego decides what he’s lost can’t be replaced. One car accident and a femme fatale later, Dom realises his priority must be to reconnect with his long-lost daughter Evelyn (Emilia Clarke).

 CELEBRITY SKIN: JUDE LAW’S BUTT IN “DOM HEMINGWAY”

 Remember how excited I was about those pictures of Jude Law with weird facial hair, looking all doughy and hot in a pair of short yellow swim trunks? They were likely taken when he was filming Dom Hemingway. The flick, which premiered at the 2013 Toronto International Film Festival, will soon be making its way to theaters, and the trailer shows off the bare butt that 58.4% of you said you’d shove your dicks in.

 I’ve made peace with the fact that I am probably the only gay man on Earth who thinks Jude looks hotter here than he’s ever looked before, so feel free to make dumb comments about how he’d look hotter if he shaved or lost twenty pounds. I’ll be over here casually touching myself and imagining what it’d be like to bury my face in that fine ass.