From: Manhunt Daily
TEPATITLÂN DE MORELOS, JALISCO, MEXICO – Citizens across the world are rubbing their dicks raw to the images on Manhunt member ifiwasyouvampire‘s profile. The 24 year-old man, currently residing in Mexico, has dark brown hair and a smooth, athletic build. He states he is interested in long-term relationships, friendship, dating, kissing and no strings.
“He took my breath away when I first saw him,” said 42 year-old Boston construction worker Finn Gabang. “You know, I used to love munching on my wife’s pussy, but I think I’m gonna divorce her, fly to Mexico and marry this ifiwasyouvampire fella. He can fuck me, suck me and do whatever he wants with my body.”
Local police forces have begun making preparations for the impending sex riots ifiwasyouvampire will cause, yet some officers have confessed they were too sexually stimulated to participate in the process. A representative has confirmed the bulges in their uniforms were, indeed, “humongous”.
To remain safe during the ifiwasyouvampire hysteria, Manhunt recommends visiting this site and repeatedly touching yourself until there is no longer any semen left in your scrotum. Ifiwasyouvampire could not be reached for comment, even though we had a perfectly easy way to reach him and ask for his comments.
Tepatitlán de Morelos, Jalisco, Mexico
k onda
hola a todos en busca de amigos que valgan la pena con quien pueda pasar buenos momentos k recordar, no busco sexo, . no soi de ese tipo espero se tomen el tiempo de conocerme.
Tepatitlán de Morelos, Jalisco, Mexico
k wave
hi all looking for worthwhile friends with whom you can remember good times k, do not seek sex. soi hope that no such time is taken to know.
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