THE LOCKER ROOM: THE HOTTEST MALE ATHLETES OF 2013

From: Manhunt Daily

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JOEL DREESSEN

 We wrote

“Joel Dreessen is a tight end for the Denver Broncos who’s previously played for the New York Jets and the Houston Texans. You are about to see some pictures of his butt! There’s a really obvious ‘tight end’ joke that we should probably be making here, but we’re going to avoid it for the sake of our journalistic integrity (or what’s currently left of it).”

 THE LOCKER ROOM: JOEL DREESSEN’S BARE ASS

Joel Dreessen is a tight end for the Denver Broncos who’s previously played for the New York Jets and the Houston Texans. You are about to see some pictures of his butt! There’s a really obvious “tight end” joke that we should probably be making here, but we’re going to avoid it for the sake of our journalistic integrity (or what’s currently left of it).

Dreessen’s meaty cheeks are so fine that I had to hijack The Locker Room from J. Harvey‘s tightly-clenched fingers to write this post. He will inevitably get revenge by stealing my Angela Lansbury-themed art collection or sleeping with Marcelo before I do.