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JOHNNY RAPID
You've got to admit that my dick had a point when he wrote this post. Our dear pal Johnny Rapid has appeared in 70 scenes as a bottom, and his oft-gaping pink hole is just as appealing as when we first saw it. Personally, I’m a fan of the fuzzier model and the way every little follicle gets wet and sticky with lube. Others prefer him shaved bare like a living plastic sex doll.
Either way, Johnny’s hole never fails to accommodate whatever object you throw in its direction. Double penetration? No big deal! More double penetration? Still, no big deal! We could probably make a separate Best of Manhunt Daily list on the top ten times Johnny Rapid was double-penetrated in 2013.
Big Dicks At School
"Hello, it is your favorite penis again! My name is Dewitt’s Dick, and I am here today to tell you that it is socially irresponsible and totally preposterous to suggest that anyone but Johnny Rapid has the 2013 Butthole of The Year. I have heard vicious rumors than men like Theon and Slate Steele have been considered for the award, and this is all wrong on levels that I cannot even begin to think about, because I am just a penis with no brain.
All I know is that every time Dewitt looks at Johnny Rapid’s enchanted man-taint, my head oozes a little as I stand up and start to dance! It oozed so much last night while he watched this scene with Connor Kline that I don’t know if I will ever dance again…
That is a joke and exaggeration! I do not have a mouth, so I can not laugh. But I can tell you that I will most definitely dance again, because am dancing right now as Dewitt types this post for me. In conclusion, Johnny Rapid is the best human being alive, and I would like to be inside of him. Okay, bye! I am a penis."
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