The CAPTION THIS Contest For January 15th!

From: Dlisted

 After the jump, check out the winning caption for December 23rd!

12 peens a’ poppin’
11 dicks a’ growin’
10 wangs a showin.
9 cocks a’ crowin’
8 pricks a’pulsing
7 weiners waggling
6 boners bulging
Fiiiiivvvvee cock rings
4 trouser snakes
3 ding-dongs
2 joysticks
AND A CHOCOLATE SANTA PEEEENISS FOR ME!!! –