Tuesday, December 24, 2013
Hottest Men Of The World Series
From: Queerty
David Freese
#23
Infielder
Not at the top of our lineup, but in a pinch, we’d pluck Freese right from his position on third base and bring him home with us.
COCK-A-DOODLE DO ME: THE BEST DICKS OF 2013
From: Manhunt Daily
A few weeks ago, I was (pleasantly) surprised to learn which Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post had been most popular within the past twelve months. It was not the one about the dick to the left. It was not any of the ones I wrote about Colby Jansen, Andrew Stark or Colby Keller, who I may or may not have sneakily campaigned to get on this list… And it was neither David Ken nor Sean Xavier, despite their impressively large equipment.
You’ll have to scroll all the way down to find out who took the prize! A very special honorable mention goes out to the following ten men, who just missed the mark and made me wish this were an epic top twenty countdown—Mike Mann, Esteban, Derek Anthony, Ty Roderick, Jack Hall, Dale Cooper, Angel Rock, Abe, Devin Moss and Vinny Castillo.
There were a lot of great dicks on the internet this year! Even after babbling on about those ten extra names, there were at least ten others I wanted to mention. I’d highly recommend taking a stroll down memory lane and perusing the pages of our Cock-A-Doodle Do Me feature once you’re done viewing the content below.
10.
MICK LOVELL
We wrote
“Is that the greatest cum shot of the year? The greatest cum shot of ALL TIME? Probably not! However, it’s such a nice cum shot, I’m ignoring that this scene is a flip-fuck and writing a Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post about Mick Lovell’s big ol’ shaft. This makes it all the more bittersweet that I had to include his name alongside Josh Long on last Friday’s list of 2013 gay porn retirees. Ugh! Come back to us, Mick. We need your cum.”
"Mick Lovell for president! Mick Lovell for president of all of the buttholes! You know I don’t usually spoil the money shot before gracing you with my sweet and generally intolerable words, but it was important to me that you saw Kevin Warhol‘s cum-covered hole before saying “ugh twinks” and dismissing this post altogether.
Is that the greatest cum shot of the year? The greatest cum shot of ALL TIME? Probably not! However, it’s such a nice cum shot, I’m ignoring that this scene is a flip-fuck and writing a Cock-A-Doodle Do Me post about Mick Lovell’s big ol’ shaft. This makes it all the more bittersweet that I had to include his name alongside Josh Long on last Friday’s list of 2013 gay porn retirees. Ugh! Come back to us, Mick. We need your cum."
CELEBRITY SKIN: THE BEST NAKED MALE CELEBS OF 2013
From: Manhunt Daily
We learned this year that Celebrity Skin is the gift that keeps on giving. People really don’t seem to give a fuck when a famous actor got naked, as long as he’s showing off the goods. This explains how the winning shots on our 2013 list of the “Best Naked Male Celebs” came from a TV show that went off air a decade ago, and if that weren't enough to make our point, posts about Mark Ruffalo and Daniel Craig were more popular than anything else on this countdown.
With the exception of New Zealand actor James Wells‘ enormous schlong on the tail end, most of these guys are fairly well-known and, in some cases, household names. Overall, there are at least seven instances of full-frontal nudity, six of which dominated bare ass shots of James Franco, Kellan Lutz and Ryan Kwanten. We’re going to take this as an indication that we should peruse Famous Dick for some content that lives up to the site’s name. Famous butts just aren’t enough for you anymore, eh?
10.
JAMES WELLS
We wrote
“If you've been watching Spartacus: War of the Damned on Starz, you’ll no doubt be familiar with New Zealand actor James Wells who plays the part of Totus, the rebel Gaul. Now, thanks to the show’s visionary producers, you can be familiar with ‘his’ penis. Naturally, there’s a little back and forth on the internet about whether or not it’s real (because who doesn't like a legitimate excuse to really get up close to the screen and take a good look).”
If you've been watching Spartacus: War of the Damned on Starz, you’ll no doubt be familiar with New Zealand actor James Wells who plays the part of Totus, the rebel Gaul. Now, thanks to the show’s visionary producers, you can be familiar with “his” penis. Naturally, there’s a little back and forth on the internet about whether or not it’s real (because who doesn't like a legitimate excuse to really get up close to the screen and take a good look).
All I can say is, if it’s not then we've come a long way from the days of Marky Mark’s Boogie Nights prosthetic and if it is, it seems like a rather absurd length (ha!) to go to to both do full-frontal and also not really have to do full-frontal. Still, either way, we applaud James for playing to his strengths which – according to his bio online – also include modeling, kickboxing and stunts. This. Is. Spar…tacus: War of the Damned (Well Hung).
THE BEST MANHUNT DAILY INTERVIEWS OF 2013 (PART TWO)
From: Manhunt Daily
Earlier this month, I asked Manhunt Daily contributor Lawrence to compose a list of his favorite interviews from 2013. He came back at me full force with an outstanding top ten, which included chats he had with Bryan Slater, Race Cooper, Bravo Delta and our 2013 “Flip-Fucker of The Year” Dale Cooper. We could have left it at that, but I am a ridiculous human who wanted to acknowledge some other interviews that Lawrence didn’t (except for one case) compose.
It would have been an injustice to ignore our emotional exchange with I.K.P. or the time I didn’t get to fondle Colby Jansen at a Manhunt pool party! These are my personal picks for the best interviews of 2013 (that Lawrence didn’t mention in his original round-up). Which of our interviews was your favorite this year?
10.
EVERY MANHUNT MAN OF THE WEEK INTERVIEW I DID:
As I stated in our Manhunt Man of The Year post, it’s no secret that our Manhunt Man of The Week series hasn't reached a stable place just yet. At some point, I decided our questionnaire was far too unpredictable. From there, we experimented with merely featuring a hot guy, but it felt empty without an accompanying interview to let you know more about him.
So, logically, I aimed to organize an interview every week! I spoke with Florida-based bear porn model MonsterCubFTL, burlesque drag performer KenicksRox, spunky bisexual artist DAKtwentythree and bad-ass cub Questionrofthecosmos. It was a joy to learn more about these four gentlemen and their daily endeavors, and hell, I may have even made a casual friend or two along the way.
STRAIGHT GUYS ARE GAY: THE HOTTEST HETEROS OF 2013
From: Manhunt Daily
Well, it looks like I’ll have to leave a memo to use more content from My Straight Buddy in next year’s Straight Guys Are Gay posts! The gay porn site, which actually isn’t very gay at all, took the top spot on our list of the “Hottest Heteros of 2013“. Another clip from their site made the top five, along with an old clip from True Blood, some dudes dancing and some dudes kissing.
The rest of this countdown features two terrible dancing trends that will (hopefully) be left to die in 2013, butt shaving, debates on sexuality and a video of straight guys watching gay porn. Preferably, I’d rather be watching straight guys in gay porn, but what the hell do I know? This series is extremely popular over weekends! Kudos to my darling co-blogger J. Harvey for exploiting our fetishization of heterosexual men.
10.
STRAIGHT GUYS’ THOUGHTS ON GAY PORN
We wrote
“Here are four straight guys faced with gay porn for the first time. They give us their views on what they think is happening, and admire the hairlessness of the performers. It’s nice to see their mature reactions, as opposed to some sort of idiotic mock-vomiting or something.”
This is a Davey Wavey video, but don’t hold it against us. Here’s four straight guys faced with gay porn for the first time. They give us their views on what they think is happening, and admire the hairlessness of the performers. It’s nice to see their mature reactions, as opposed to some sort of idiotic mock-vomiting or something. I try to keep similar composure when I am faced with a vagina. Vaginas are our friends!
NOW PRESENTING: THE 2013 FLIP-FUCKER OF THE YEAR
From: Manhunt Daily
It took me two seconds to realize who should be named 2013′s Flip-Fucker of The Year. Beyond that, you don’t even want to know how long it took me to choose the nine other men on this Best of Manhunt Daily countdown. I skimmed over my collection of thirty nominees multiple times, as I debated who should stay and who should go. Some tough decisions were made.
At the end of the day, I’m pretty happy with how this list turned out. Would I have liked to give a mention to total DILF Dirk Caber, dedicate a spot to Shawn Wolfe or acknowledge the potential of up-and-cummer Kayden Gray? Perhaps! They’ve all got a whole new year to impress me, but for now, these are the men who kept my dick (and ass) very happy throughout the past twelve months.
10.
JAKE BASS
As I’ve said before, Jake Bass needs to bottom more often. You know by now that I love him as a top, but there’s something about the way he looks on all fours that drives me absolutely wild. (Duh, it’s his legs.) Let’s hope we’ll be seeing more of this fine fellow in the upcoming year. That shouldn't take too much hope, considering he’s one of the more popular models at Cocky Boys.
"It's been a while since Ricky Roman bottomed -- after he pounded Pierre Fitch and then Ben Rose, his butt hole was itching for a nice cock. So we asked Jake Bass what he was up to now that he was back from his epic Road Strip, and he was thrilled to finally give Ricky that fuck he was yearning for.
Ricky and Jake are probably our most affectionate CockyBoys, yet they also have some of the biggest personalities. It tends to bring out their competitive sides, which is why it was so interesting to see Ricky completely flip Jake over and start fucking him after Jake had already done the same to him for a bit!
As it turns out, Ricky got nailed like he wanted and Jake got a big surprise. Sometimes two guys are so sexually versatile that instead of taking roles, they do anything and everything in one scene!" -- Cocky Boys
