WOOF ALERT: THE HOTTEST HAIRY MEN OF 2013

From: Manhunt Daily

 9. 

ZACHARY

We wrote

“We’re going to go out on a limb and guess that Zachary is a bit of an exhibitionist. While he’s slimmer than your average Woof Alert subject, he makes up for it with fur, fur and more fur! His uncut shaft rests within a bushy mass of pubes, located directly beneath his hairy belly and chest. Spin him around, and you’re confronted by a (surprisingly) meaty ass that’s coated in dark fuzz.”

 WOOF ALERT: ZACHARY

 We’re going to go out on a limb and guess that Zachary is a bit of an exhibitionist. While he’s slimmer than your average Woof Alert subject, he makes up for it with fur, fur and more fur! His uncut shaft rests within a bushy mass of pubes, located directly beneath his hairy belly and chest. Spin him around, and you’re confronted by a (surprisingly) meaty ass that’s coated in dark fuzz.

 Is there a gluteal equivalent of “dickmatized“? Because, in all seriousness, the last pic in this set made us want to book a flight to San Francisco (or buy Zachary a plane ticket to visit Manhunt headquarters). We were ass-tounded. <— That’s never going to catch on, and we know it.