We at PAPER love to keep track of the junk in celebrity trunks so you don't have to. While 2012 may have been the year of the bulge, 2013 was the year of politicians and celebrities alike feeling the power of the dick pic, whether intentionally or accidentally. We've been keeping a list and checking it twice and now, for your edification, we present the top ten dick pics of 2013.
First, the runners up:
Geraldo Rivera
There's no peen in this picture, which is why the talk show host-cum-Fox News contributor couldn't be considered for the official list, but his nearly nude twitter selfie cost him a job and caused the entire Internet -- us included -- to barf in our mouths for a day. Rivera has a great body for a 70-year-old and kudos to him for keeping healthy, but still -- not what we want to see first thing on a Monday morning.
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