From Details magazine's 5 Cosmetic Surgeries You've Never Heard of but Might Want (a Christmas List):
Scrotoplasty (Scrotum Lift)
What it is: In a nutshell (LOL), a scrotum lift is a face-lift for your balls. Some men really sag down there and just can't hang with it. A doctor can remove excess skin and generally tighten the tackle, improving crotch-area comfort and appearance (look, Ma, no wrinkles!) while preserving normal function of the family jewels. For the record, this is not the so-called ball-ironing procedure George Clooney has joked about to the press. Ball ironing does exist, but it's a nonsurgical cosmetic procedure designed to spruce up the area (i.e., no actual reshaping is done). Either way, getting this kind of work done takes balls (ugh!).
Cost: $4,500 to $8,000
Procedure time: 1 to 2 hours
Recovery time: 4 to 5 days
Phalloplasty (Penis Enlargement)
What it is: Phalloplasty is the ne plus ultra of male cosmetic surgery. No matter what those "natural male enhancement" spam e-mails claim, surgery is the only way you're going to increase length or girth down there. Until recently, phalloplasty was only for men seeking penile reconstruction after damage to the penis or female-to-male transsexuals, but now surgeons perform it for purely cosmetic reasons. Happily, the surgery to lengthen the wiener is surprisingly simple: The surgeon loosens the ligament connecting the penis to the pubic bone, freeing the schlong to extend further. Typical post-surgery length gains are one to two inches. Increased penile girth is generally accomplished by grafting tissue below the skin, resulting in a 10 to 30 percent increase in circumference. However, when it comes to girth enhancement, do be aware that the bulk of the increased bulk will be apparent when the penis is flaccid. Tis a hard truth.
Time: Lengthening, 1 hour; girth enhancement, 2 hours
Cost: $6,000 to $15,000
Recovery time: 2 to 3 days
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