"Shawn Wolfe might not be the Hottest Cock Slut of 2013, but do you know who might be? Jimmy Fanz! The fuzzy gay porn pup’s already a shoo-in Butthole of The Year, and given how well he utilizes said butthole, there’s a chance he could run away into 2014 with both awards in his hands (or firmly shoved up his butt).
Word on the street is that Jimmy’s been signed as an exclusive model for MEN.COM. Loosely translated, this means we’ll be seeing him in more scripted fantasy scenarios than just plain flat-out fuck scenes, and on top of that, there’s the very real possibility that he’ll be getting gangbanged in a scene for the site’s Jizz Orgy branch. We’ll have to wait and see how it turns out! Jimmy’s not exactly the best actor, but fellow performers like Duncan Black have proven that it doesn’t really matter once the clothes start coming off. He’ll do just fine with MEN.COM, presumably.
The studio’s already been criticized, however, for hiding Jimmy’s gloriously hairy chest in his first scene as an exclusive. I’ve spoken with my sources over there and learned the reasoning for this terrible hate-crime against our eyes—Jimmy had a burn on the left side of his torso. The tank top was kept on for both his own comfort and the comfort of viewers at home.
But, ugh, why am I still talking, and why are you still reading? You should be watching Tom Faulk pounding the magical, forestal village known as “Jimmy Fanz’s Utterly Perfect Butthole”."- Dewitt
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