Welcome to the 2013 “Butthole of The Year” countdown! Before you move on, I should stress that this countdown should be taken lightly. There are surely some worthy holes that I left off this list, and truth be told, there may even be some on here that don’t deserve their spot in the top ten. Much as I’d like to be, I am not the master of all buttholes. It’s hard to make a list like this when the subjects being scrutinized are presented by different studios with very different standards. Then, you also have to take into account personal taste. While I like ‘em hairy, smooth and everything in between, there isn't a general gay porn fan consensus on what’s categorized as “hot”.
With that said, I’m pretty satisfied with (most of) this list. It’s killing me that I had to leave off someone like, say, Tommy Defendi or nearly every single Bel Ami model in existence, but I had a good time strolling down Butthole Memory Lane and saying hello to a few of my favorite neighbors. Hopefully, you’ll have a good time too! (You will.)
10.
RYAN ROSE
Um, I guess? I’ll admit that I was put off on Ryan Rose after it was revealed that he admitted to attacking his ex-boyfriend Bobby Hart. There was also that whole fiasco where an “imposter” became our Manhunt Man of The Week, and then Ryan himself denied that he ever had a Manhunt profile. It was probably a simple misunderstanding. But geez. That was confusing.
Despite my feelings, one of our readers offered a ringing endorsement for Ryan’s flip-fuck with Trenton Ducati in Falcon‘s Musclebound. You can watch the clip here, and if you need further proof of the beauty of Ryan’s butthole, it’s been suggested that you peruse his Twitter account (where I found the lovely image above).
Is Falcon‘s Ryan Rose having his identity thieved? Yes, the Ryan Rose who allegedly tuned up on his boyfriend, fellow porn performer Bobby Hart, at the Phoenix Forum earlier this month. It turns out we might have chosen Ryan Rose for our “Manhunt Man of the Week” this week. But Ryan is claiming it’s not him! Scooby, Shaggy, Fred, Daphne, and Velma better pile into the fucking Mystery Machine because we've got a case to solve!
Every week we run a “Manhunt Man of the Week” feature. Manhunt members APPLY to be considered as the MOTW. Which means you CLICK a link, FILL OUT a questionnaire, and HIT SEND. With me so far? We get a submission from Manhunt member hockeypl. His pics, although low-res, are hot. His answers? Not that hot, but he was really doable and we won’t lie – fuckability plays a HUGE role in our selection for “Manhunt Man of the Week.” You probably figured that. We pick hockeypl, and alert him to the fact that we’re going to use him via Manhunt messaging. As a postscript to our message, we note that he doesn't have a lot of profile pics and coyly suggest he add more. He messages back and lets us know he did! (see below)
Anyway, several of our readers alert us to the fact that our MOTW looks like Ryan Rose. And apparently they were right, as Ryan Tweeted us last night that he would submit more pics if we wanted.
Everything seemed friendly. We don’t make it a habit to use porn performers as MOTWs, but hey – they’re Manhunt members, too. Why not, right?
Everything was copacetic until this morning when our Media Webmaster alerted me to the fact that Ryan’s rep called and Ryan was saying that it wasn't his profile, and he never “gave an interview” (uh, no – you filled out a questionnaire), and he’s exclusive to Falcon so the post needed to come down. (Although, we weren't asked to take that allegedly fake Manhunt profile down.)
Which is odd. Because, again, this:
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So that’s not his Twitter either? Someone is taking over Ryan Rose’s life?!? Shouldn’t someone call the authorities (unless they’re already over there investigating domestic violence)?
Hear me NOW fake Ryan Rose – we will not stand for you sullying the real Ryan Rose’s good name, damn it! Show yourself! REPENT!
Wow, the real Ryan Rose’s bubble ass is sweet.
UPDATE - So Ryan swears that the profile isn't him in an e-mail explanation about the Tweet he sent (which still doesn't make much sense):
I had no clue. I was “blindly” replying to a tweet that mentioned me unaware (and I never clicked the link) of the interview or posting. I was just being nice and offering to send them pics. I do NOT and never have had a Manhunt account. I didn’t even know what Manhunt was and hadn't lived in Illinois (where the profile is set to) for over a year.
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