Saturday, December 21, 2013

Dicks of Rock & Roll….(literally)

From:  Jake Wheat
 Alien Ant Farm is an American alternative rock band that formed in Riverside, California, United States, in 1995.  Dryden Mitchell, the bands frontman, can’t seem to keep his dick in his pants – and well, you can find him all over the Internet showing his meat.  We’d like him to be “Smooth” in our “Criminal,” but alas – we can only dream:


 


 


 


 



I am going to change my name to Annie, so that when “I was struck by, I was hit by” this Smooth Criminal – I would not be OK.  I’d be split the fuck open like I was attacked by a logger, and left with a smoking anus for a couple of months.  Anyone seen my Tucks?

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