Today was my “final” EKG stress test.

 "They strapped me in and had me run on a treadmill checking my BP, heart rate, and more every 20 seconds.

What’s the verdict?

Except for my awful genetics, I’m perfectly healthy. I can go back to partying and drinking red bulls and using stress as a motivational tool.

I just have to stay on my blood pressure and cholesterol meds forever.  Or this might happen again." -- Noodles and Beef