Wednesday, November 13, 2013

The Dicks of Rock & Roll….(literally)

From:  Jake Wheat
Sid Vicious (born John Simon Ritchie 10 May 1957 – 2 February 1979) is most notably known for being the over the top bassist in “The Sex Pistols,” and while he didn’t start the on-stage movement to show his penis to the crowd, he is most certainly one of my favorites.

You see, rock & roll has always had it’s share of cock exposing musicians, and for whatever reason, it makes us what to listen to their music even more – perhaps, it’s penis envy – or it’s an act of pure fucking freedom.  To me, it just makes me wanna suck em, but then again I am a big old whore.

So I decided that I was going to burn through the Internet and find some of the hottest (and um some interesting) photographs of rock stars that have showed us their junk, and put them all here in one BIG (well some of them) collection.

Before I begin, I just want to say that I believe in the freedom of artistic expression – so anyone at anytime can feel free to show me their penis, and I will not be offended.  I pretty much feel like that showing me one’s genitals (at times) may be like showing a Big Mac to a starving kid in a third world country, but alas – if you got it – flaunt it.

So who made the list of penis showing rock stars?  Tons!  Am I going to show you?  OF COURSE!  Why am I making you read this, because I don’t want you to think I wrote this just to show you a bunch of famous peckers, this is real rock and roll!  That Justin kid ain’t going to get naked on stage, I promise you that – and well, none of the “cookie cutter” auto-tuned bullshit artists aren’t going to go balls out on stage either.  It’s a purist market in the music industry, and music is no longer an act of social expression – it’s a sugar coated message about the same themes:  money, booty, and the conquest of love.  It’s boring, and doesn’t have any testosterone to it anymore, and frankly that is why I celebrate the guys who not only have the BALLS to create good music, but aren’t afraid to let them hang for all of us to see.  

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