I needed an excuse to promote my calendar again, so here are some of my favourite things from the past year.
A gift they’ll enjoy for at least 12 months (or until they reach the centerfold), 100% of gross proceeds go to benefit the AIDS Emergency Fund.
I wear these all the time, highly recommended. They start out as suspenders, but turn into a harness as the night wears on. As an added bonus, they can make you look bigger.
The most comfortable jockstrap I’ve ever worn with plenty of room in the front, and a little pouch that emphasizes what you’ve got.
With my Nasty Pig Singlet falling apart, I’ve been on the hunt for a suitable replacement. This one is just as flattering, not too deeply cut, and very package friendly.
A gift from my friend Phil. Normally I shy away from thongs, but this is so delightfully tacky and obscene. I love it.
My new favorite PJs. They get a lot of attention. And yes, they open in the back.
There was a time when I dressed from a library of tank tops…and then I discovered that GASP had perfected the Tank Top. Nothing comes close in terms of flattering cut. Half my wardrobe became obsolete over night.
I discovered these amazing leather football shorts during the Toronto portion of my pride tour. They’re insanely comfortable, sexy, and unique.
My favorite gym shorts. Cut at the perfect length to emphasize your thighs and utilizes the rump-enhancing-frown to emphasize your ass. Its also very package friendly.
Blatant calendar promo aside, I feel like these would make pretty good holiday gifts. But, physical goods pale to the gift of an experience. If you really want to do something special for someone valued in your life, give them an experience. Gifts are disposable, experiences live with someone forever.
Or a get them a Noodles and Beef Calendar. Those things are awesome.
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