David Mizejewski

 This is David Mizejewski. He’s a naturalist with the National Wildlife Foundation. Dave makes the rounds of talk shows because people like the tension resulting from the possibility that Ross Matthews or Wendy Williams might get their eyes clawed out on national television.

He’s so cute n’ cuddly and he likes critters! Guys who are animal lovers are gentle in person but then you get them in the sack, and they are rutting sex pigs. Do yourself a favor and add “fuck an animal lover” to your fucket list.

 David Mizejewski is a naturalist, television personality and a spokesperson for the National Wildlife Federation. He hosted and produced Animal Planet's Backyard Habitat, is a regular guest on NBC's Today Show, Conan, and ABC’s Good Morning America, and worked as a wildlife expert on motion picture productions such as Where the Wild Things Are and Legend of the Guardians. Mizejewski is the author of Attracting Birds, Butterflies and Other Backyard Wildlife, a contributor to Gardening How-To magazine, and a contributing editor at Birds and Blooms magazine. Mizejewski is known for his New Jersey accent and for preventing animals from attacking Today show co-host Kathie Lee Gifford.