When we last left our brave heroes, they were all getting laid at a debaucherous sex party… But what comes next for them? Unfortunately, we’ll never know unless they raise enough money on Kickstarter for a second season. That aforementioned slut blogger (the extremely handsome one) has made a list of reasons this needs to happen. You should consider reading that list, provided you’re not too busy hooking up with someone in your gym’s steam room.
Keep reading to find out why Hunting Season needs a second season:
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1. We need to know more about Alex and his slutty cum dumpster blog:
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2. We need to know if this painting in Alex’s apartment has been destroyed with fire:
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3. We need more dick:
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4. We need to know if Alex ever swallows his coworker’s jizz:
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5. We need more of Nick’s amazing face:
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6. We need more of TJ’s amazing face:
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7. We need more of Tommy’s amazing pubes:
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8. We need more of Lizzie, the greatest character on the show:
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9. We need more of this girl, the other greatest character on the show:
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10. We need to know what becomes of Alex and Lenny:
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11. We need to know what becomes of Alex and Reese:
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12. We need to know more about Alex’s threesome with Lenny and Reese:
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13. We need Tommy’s pubes so much:
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14. We need more hard-hitting dialogues about racism in the gay community:
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15. But more importantly, we need more of Nick’s amazing faces:
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16. And really, we need more of TJ’s amazing faces:
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17. And to a lesser extent, we need more of Lenny’s amazing faces:
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18. We definitely need more of Alex’s butt:
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19. We definitely need more of Reese’s dick:
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20. We also need more of Reese’s sexy serial killer looks:
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21. We need more priceless writing like this:
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22. We need to see Alex getting fucked up the ass as often as possible:
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23. We need more dick:
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24. We need more of Tommy licking his lips and being the sexiest person on the show:
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25. We need more of Tommy in his underwear:
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26. We need to know whether Tommy fucked this guy bareback:
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27. But more importantly, we need more of Tommy’s pubes:
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28. We need more of TJ being sassy:
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29. We need more of Alex’s dick:
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30. We still need (so much more) of Alex’s butt:
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31. We need more totally subtle product placement:
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32. We need to help out all these sexy motherfuckers:
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