You might look at dildos like The Creature and Venereal Vinnie, then wonder to yourself why anyone would want to own them. Although it’s awfully judgmental for you to chastise individuals who might be turned on by horrible monster cocks or the prospect of contracting a legitimately awful STI, we can probably agree that these toys are intended to be novelty products, gag gifts or something else along those lines.
But, hey, what about using them for Halloween?
Just imagine it! You’re at your favorite spooky Halloween party, and you slowly begin to unzip your fly in the middle of a casual group conversation. Everyone either pretends to be shocked or bends in for a closer look, and then… BLAM! You whip out this revolting dick and wave it in their faces. Laughter ensues, and you’re the most popular human being ever. Look at how many friends you have! I’m already jealous.
Let The Creature violate your ass!
Feel every vein and stitch as this twisted cock pushes into you. You can slam him onto any smooth surface and ride while the suction cup keeps him anchored. You may find his uniquely deformed curves more pleasurable than you're comfortable admitting. The Creature is there waiting for you when you want an "unconventional" experience.
Creature Suction Cup Dildo Specs and Benefits:
Size: 8 inches in total length, 7.25 insertable, 2 inches at widest point
Material: PVC
Color: Natural
Textured shaft should pleasure with each thrust
Mount it to almost any flat surface for hands-free enjoyment
Finally a safe way to indulge your sick fantasies.
Venereal Vinnie has been slutting it up without protection. He's eager to stick to any flat surface and service your hungry ass. While you'll get to enjoy the feelings of his bumps and sores sliding into you, you won't catch anything from him. You get all of the dirty dirty fucking with none of the consequences. He looks so real that you might feel more comfortable putting a condom on him anyway, and that's okay.
Venereal Vinnie Suction Cup Dildo Specs and Benefits:
Size: 7.5 inches in total length, 6.75 insertable, 1.8 inches in diameter
Material: PVC
Color: Flesh
This realistic dildo offers the penetration and stimulation you desire
Let his bumps and sores stimulate you with every thrust
Use the suction cup base to mount the dildo and ride hands-free
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