HOT OR NOT?

FOOD SEX
From: Manhunt Daily

Never say that dorks don't have fun. During a leadership conference back in the day, I took part in an icebreaker where everyone shared their sexual fantasies. Among the sexually repressed straight dudes, the answers were pretty typical–"OMG, lesbians!" One guy decided to switch it up, suggesting that his ultimate fantasy was whipped cream and chocolate sauce.

And then there was Bill (name changed to protect the innocent), an atrociously cute and tragically confused young man. Taking a cue from the person before him, he offered that his fantasy involved waffles and maple syrup. Laughter ensued, and I'll never forget how badly I wanted to comfort Bill. Okay, I really just wanted to blow Bill, but that's not the point here.

What do you think of bringing a little edible goodness into the bedroom? Does it simultaneously satisfy your sweet tooth and oral fixation? Or does it just get too sticky to deal with? Let us know ASAP, because we've got a can of whipped cream with your name on it. Or maple syrup, if you prefer…