Bruce Springsteen

From:  Dlisted

 Here’s Bruce Springsteen in Rio, showing me that a 63-year-old has a better body than me and I’ll think about doing something about that as soon as I finish shoving this entire chocolate-covered Rice Krispies treat into my always open eating hole. The Boss is in Brazil for Rock in Rio and while he’s there, he dipped his nips and Just For Men-colored locks in the ocean. 

And yes, I would. I’m American and he’s Bruce Springsteen, so I have to say I would. If I said I wouldn't, my social security number would be deleted and La Migra would come for me. And I’d want it hit to find out if Bruce uses Just For Pubes too