"You guys just can’t seem to make up your mind on The Ten! Ever since Sean Cody model Hudson got ousted from his seven-week run as the “Sexiest Man of The Moment“, you’ve cycled through Kayne Lawton, Chris Bailey and Serge Henir as your new champions. Those three have been holding on strong in the top five, even though recent competitors Colby Keller, Steve Grand, Boomer Banks and Spencer couldn't make it past the second round.
Craig Ramsay and Heath Jordan are the latest editions to the top five. Will they suffer the same fate as those other four, or pull an upset and knock one of these other guys out? And while we’re asking questions, does anyone stand a chance against Chris Salvatore? We’re going to guess “no”. Everyone else is doomed."
See pics of all ten contestants after the jump and cast your vote here:
In the grand tradition of ten words or less…
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1. KAYNE LAWTON (LW – 2, W6):
Insert dirty rugby joke with the word “scrum” in it.
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2. CHRIS BAILEY (LW – 1, W8):
The hairy, lean, handsome model is still here! For now.
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3. SERGE HENIR (LW – 3, W6):
Does anyone know what that tattoo on his chest says?
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4. CRAIG RAMSAY (LW – 8, W2):
He wants to work you out for five minutes. Anywhere.
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5. HEATH JORDAN (LW – 6, W2):
Oh, come on! Heath deserves much better than fifth place.
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6. CHRIS SALVATORE (DEBUT):
We’re predicting a big win for Salvatore. A huge win.
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7. ROMEO ALFONSO (DEBUT):
His new scene with Patrick Dunne will blow your mind.
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8. LANDON FALGOUST (DEBUT):
Behold! This is what a gorgeous face looks like, folks.
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9. SHADY RYAN (DEBUT):
He might lie to you, but who cares? That body!
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10. TOBY (DEBUT):
Hot, even if his Chaos Men “serviced” scene is awkward.
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