We have a "penis" traffic delay!

From:  Dlisted

Siobhan Riley, the traffic reporter from ABC12 in Flint, Michigan, who just like Jonathan Mann and Carlos Danger, knows that the news needs more dicks and dildos in it.

The spirit of Randy Marsh took over Siobhan’s fingers and compelled her to spread the beauty long, cut dick while reporting about lane closures in Saginaw. Commuters will not only hit a roadblock, but they’ll hit a giant cockblock too. While talking about construction shit, Siobhan draws a line with one finger and then her knuckles accidentally brush against the screen, drawing the other side of the shaft. And I love her even more, because she does it while wearing a pearl necklace.

This is what you would draw if you were playing a game of Pictionary and the card you picked up read, “Lance Armstrong.” And yes, I’d hit it. I’d hit that 2D traffic dick into the next block.