STRAIGHT GUYD:

Summer Underwear Tips
From:  The Underwear Expert

Choose Lightweight Fabrics.
Underwear made with lighter fabrics like nylon, rayon, polyester blends,
and even some cotton blends are your best bet to stay cool during the
hottest heat waves this summer.
These fabrics are ideal because when used correctly,
 they fit well even in high temps and wick moisture off and away from you. 

 When it comes to staying cool in the summer, most straight men are clueless about the role their underwear can play in keeping them comfortable. If you tell a straight guy he should switch from pants to shorts to stay cool in the summer, you’ll probably get a, “yeah, and?” Ask him if he’s ever considered switching from cotton boxers to something more suited for keeping his boys cool and dry, and you’ll likely get a look of bewilderment.

Made from 95% organix cotton and 5% elastane,
the Bluebuck Brief ($26.86) is soft, snug, and above all, breathable 

That’s because straight men, even the ones who are conscious and maybe even picky when it comes to their underwear, don’t typically think about their underwear as anything but a burdensome necessity. They address their underwear needs with a “one size fits all” approach—and that’s where sweaty, uncomfortable, sagging, moist straight man packages are born, friends.

Made from a fabric blend of rayon bamboo and lycra,
the Obviously Everyman brief ($16.95) is ultra soft to the touch,
with high-cut leg holes that cover less of your body 

Listen up gentlemen, when it comes to getting yourself into underwear that is going to keep you cool and dry all summer long you have plenty of options. All you have to do is follow these few sweat-saving tips and you’ll have it made until fall decides to show up.

The N2N Performance X mesh brief ($27.00) is made from rayon fabric,
to keep your privates cool and dry. 

Don’t wait any longer! Get to shopping for your new summer underwear now, we’ve got three months more of this crazy heat.

Get Rid of the Boxer Shorts.
A common straight guy summer underwear misconception
among straight guys is that wearing roomy boxer shorts
is going to keep you cool and dry.
In fact, boxers are the worst choice for the sweaty summer months
because they bunch up underneath pants,
get wet and soggy faster, and cause awful things like rashes and crotch rot. 

The Sly Rest Easy brief ($20.06)
 is engineered to prevent riding up while the contour pouch offers adequate room 

The Equipo 5-Pack Geo Low Rise brief ($22.00)
is an essential bargain to anyone looking for multiple pairs of quality, summer undies.

Buy The Appropriate Amount.
This is important: think of your summer underwear as the ultimate summer wardrobe staple.
You don’t wear just two or three pairs of shorts all summer do you?
Get enough summer undies to get you through at least a full week,
that way you can guarantee yourself a much cooler, comfortable summer.

The MeUndies brief 365-Pack ($3,250) is equal parts crazy awesome and awesomely crazy.
They also have a 5-pack ($75.00) for the less financially whimsical man. 

About the Straight Guyd: My name is Brandon and I am a 28 year old straight guy living in the Midwest and working in politics. Having spent years wearing ill-fitting bargain brand boxer shorts, I got into underwear after trying out a pair of trunks recently. I immediately started experimenting with different brands and styles that both functioned well and looked good on my 6’4,” 225 lb. frame. As The Underwear Expert’s new “resident straight guy,” I look forward to opening the eyes of straight guys everywhere who don’t yet know what they’re missing out on. Underwear can, and should, be a pleasure to wear and buy, not by any means a burden.