Remember that kilt I was trying on last week?

 "Well.  It was marked down 30% so I got it.

It so awesome.  My PA isn’t all smushed anymore and just dangles and tugs sexily with the bounce of my package when I walk.  I love it.  And look!  Leather details!  

I used to think I couldn’t pull off the kilt because my skin is too dark.  I just hadn’t found the right kilt." -- Noodles and Beef