Monday, July 29, 2013

Ten Of The Year’s Weirdest, Wackiest, OMGWTF Stories

From: Queerty
The Botched D.I.Y. Vaseline Penis Enlargement Surgery

All 24-year-old Hungarian man Szilveszter wanted, like a lot of men, was a little more girth. So he injected his penis with petroleum jelly. Nine months later, his one-eyed monster became just that, a monster. It began to swell and swell before cracking open. “This was the worst mistake in my life!” Szilveszter lamented on TLC’s Extreme Beauty Disasters. Even his doctor agreed. “His penis,” Dr. Vik Vijh said, “is a disaster.” After undergoing an extensive surgery that included having his penis literally skinned, Szilveszter eventually made a full recovery. Afterwards, he said he learned his lesson and that he’ll never try another D.I.Y. penis experiment again. Boys, this is a lesson in appreciating what you have–or something.

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