Monday, July 29, 2013

CHRIS SALVATORE

 "Chris Salvatore is one of those minor gay celebrities whose name you may or may not recognize. He’s primarily known for appearing in three out of five films in the Eating Out series, making trashy dance music and being an attractive human being who people pay attention to no matter what he’s doing. Most recently, he posed for photographer Gabriel Gastelum in a shoot for Matthew Zink‘s “luxury swim lifestyle brand” Charlie.

This is relevant to your life because Chris Salvatore is someone who’s fun to stare at when he’s wearing a speedo and prancing around outdoors. He would look even better sprawled out spread eagle on my bed with that speedo on the floor, but I suppose I’ll take what I can get for tonight…"

- Dewitt













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