Friday, June 14, 2013

Zacking Off (UPDATED WITH VIDEO)

"Did you happen to see guest host Ross Mathews interviewing Mark-Paul Gosselaar on "Chelsea Lately" last night? Mr. Saved by the Bell was there with his "Franklin & Bash" costar, Breckin Meyer, and told the already-giddy Ross that he had heard him on Howard Stern recently talking about the two guys who influenced him most as a child -- which, MPG explained, is "another way of saying who you masturbated to." He then proceeded to tell the audience that Ross cited Justin Timberlake and, you guessed it, Zack Morris as his childhood fantasies -- then did a victory fist pump, explaining how he bragged about it later to his wife! (Breckin, looking dejected that it wasn't him, chimed in, "Well I guess I can go f**k myself.) Ross claimed he didn't even remember saying such a thing on the radio -- "We talked about a lot of things ..." -- but then flirtatiously replied: "But I don't deny it." Forget about marriage equality, guys. This is what I call progress!" -- kenneth in the (212)


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