“Energy Noodles”

Muscle-tacular Comercial Claims to Give You Virgin Pee

Seems legit to me (NOT!).

EnergyNoodles claim:

Hello mate, you want to ride faster? Are you powerless?Want to be faster than lance strong? Be fast and use Energy Noodles! www.energynoodles.com

0.0 nutrirition male hormons are more powerful than chock norrissecret injection total legal then you can be faster than a Ferrari!

Your male testosterone will be faster than a rocket

Use it like a professional and you will get a Mega Bonus!

ENERGY NOODLES GIVES YOU CLEAN VIRGIN PEE!! 

From the manufacturers of Boss Noodles, Do Ping Province China,

Energy Noodles promises to deliver totally legal competitive advantage with rock-hard side effects.