ANDERSON DAVIS, THE HOT GUY IN KRAFT’S ITALIAN DRESSING COMMERCIALS
"Inconceivable! How is it possible that we haven’t written a post about that hot dude from Kraft’s Italian dressing commercials? Anderson Davis is basically the new Isaiah Mustafa. While he might not have the same boner-inducing voice as the Old Spice guy, we’ve got to admit that this blatantly transparent rip-off’s pretty fucking great.
Speaking of fucking, would you engage in such zesty activities with Mr. Davis? What if he wanted to pour Italian dressing on your dick and lick it off? What if he wanted to use Italian dressing as lube? What if he wanted you to do this with Italian dressing? There are so many questions here, and the answer is usually “yes”, so why don’t you tell us what it’d take for you to not sleep with this guy?"
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