STRAIGHT GUYS ARE GAY NO HOMO

In “No Homo”, a college student’s new roommate keeps sexually harassing him but stating “no homo” so he’s absolved of being gay. I know, this story line isn't new. But I’m into the stocky perpetrator. I want some straight idiot that looks like that to invade my shower and bed, and constantly feel me up. He can claim “No Homo” as much as he likes