Mark Wahlberg

There’s nothing more classic than a crotch grab in your Calvin’s… is there?

 Mark Robert Michael Wahlberg (born June 5, 1971) is an American actor, film and television producer, and former rapper. He was known as Marky Mark in his earlier years, and became famous for his 1991 debut as frontman with the band Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch. He was named No. 1 on VH1's 40 Hottest Hotties of the 90's. Wahlberg is well known for his roles in films such as Fear (1996), Boogie Nights (1997), Three Kings (1999), The Perfect Storm (2000), Planet of the Apes (2001), Rock Star (2001), The Italian Job (2003), I Heart Huckabees (2004), Four Brothers (2005), The Departed (2006), Invincible (2006), Shooter (2007), Max Payne (2008), The Fighter (2010), Date Night (2010), and Ted (2012). He has also served as the executive producer of the TV series Entourage, Boardwalk Empire and How to Make It in America.

 “Oh, you know, just chillin’ outside in some boxer briefs. What’re you up to?”

 From the same era as #1, but so much better! Yeah, you’d smile too if you had abs like those.

 Shamelessly spray-tanning on the balcony, and looking good doing it? A plus!

It’d almost be cute if that dog didn't look vicious! Stay away from our undies, foul beast!