A Totally Scientific Ranking Of 24 Male Athletes Turned Underwear Models

From: Buzz Feed

 20. 

German Soccer Player Lukas Podolski

I’m not saying I wouldn't hang out with Lukas in a locker room for as long as he wanted. But I AM saying that this is a lame pair of underwear. Would you wear these to a party? No. You’d wear these to a funeral. This is the underwear you would wear to dump someone, you monster.