Saturday, July 23, 2016

Comedian Dons Housewife Workout Drag To Perform Epic Tirade Against Trader Joe’s

"If I wanted to have fun while I shopped, I'd bring a razor scooter!"
From: NewNowNext
With its affordable prices, unique options and great customer service, what’s not to like about Trader Joe’s?

Comedian Chris Fleming definitely has an answer to that question, and posted a Facebook rant that finds one of his characters losing her mind over the popular grocery chain.

In the sketch, Fleming is dressed as a local housewife in the middle of a power-walking aerobics session who launches into a tirade against the store and its friendly staff.

“Last time I went to Trader Joe’s, I almost threw up from all the fake fun the employees were having!” he shouts angrily while thrashing his weights in the air.

Check out the video below to see if you can relate to any of Fleming’s Trader Joe’s woes.

Colton Haynes Joins “Scream Queens” Season 2

This is going to be a bloody good time.
From: NewNowNext
The killer eye candy just keeps coming for the upcoming season of Scream Queens.

Entertainment Weekly reports that Colton Haynes has joined the cast of Fox’s horror-comedy for a “mysterious role” in Season 2.
A photo posted by Colton Haynes (@coltonlhaynes) on

The former Arrow and Teen Wolf actor joins fellow werewolf Taylor Lautner who also recently joined the cast.

The second season of the Ryan Murphy series moves from a college setting to a hospital owned by Cathy Munsch (Jamie Lee Curtis). The remaining Chanels-Emma Roberts, Billie Lourd, and Abigail Breslin-will all work there. Newcomers Lautner and John Stamos will play sexy doctors.

Let’s hope that Haynes lasts longer than an episode or two before being killed off.

Scream Queens premieres September 20 on Fox.

Celine Dion’s Sia Impression Will Give You Life

The icon also channeled Cher and Rihanna in a game of Wheel of Musical Impressions.
From: NewNowNext
 Celine Dion broke out of her notoriously private shell on a very special episode of The Tonight Show Thursday night, where she became the latest music icon to spin the Wheel of Musical Impressions.

The 48-year-old legend is in New York City this week promoting her upcoming French language album Encore un soir, due for an August 26 release.

Sitting across from Fallon, Celine put her pipes to the test (as if she has anything to prove) and knocked out three impressive impressions of her good friend Cher, Rihanna, and Sia.

To complete the Sia experience, Celine pulled her hair down in front of her face and thanked the audience with her back turned.


This woman is a riot!

Below, check out Celine’s Tonight Show appearance and a few clips of her Today show performance in Rockefeller Plaza yesterday morning:



Hillary Clinton Taps Virginia Senator Tim Kaine For Vice President

Kaine is an LGBT ally in a battleground state.
From: NewNowNext
After weeks of speculation, Hillary Clinton has officially named Senator Tim Kaine of Virginia as her running mate for her 2016 presidential campaign.

Clinton, who was in Orlando today, visiting the site of the Pulse nightclub attack, made the announcements to followers on Twitter.



Kaine, 58, first served on the Richmond City Council, before being elected mayor in 1998 and then Lieutenant Governor of Virginia in 2002.

He became governor of Virginia in 2006, then served as Chairman of the Democratic National Committee from 2009 to 2011, before being elected senator in 2013.

As a battleground-state Democrat who has pull in Congress and is fluent in Spanish, Kaine should boost Clinton’s chances against Donald Trump in November.

Kaine fought against an amendment to the Virginia State Constitution in 2006 that would have banned same-sex marriage.

“I believe all people, regardless of sexual orientation, should be guaranteed the full rights to the legal benefits and responsibilities of marriage under the Constitution,” he said in 2013.

He opposed same-sex adoption in 2006, but in 2011 stated that “if a judge thinks adoption by an unmarried couple—gay or straight—meets [the] standard, then the couple should be allowed to complete the adoption.”

Kaine was a co-sponsor of the Employment Non-Discrimination Act, which would ban employment discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation.

He also served as governor of Virginia during the 2007 mass shooting at Virginia Tech that killed 32 people, and has urged Congress to fight the NRA and impose commonsense gun-control measures.

Other potential running mates Clinton was reportedly considering included Secretary of Labor Thomas E. Perez, Senator Cory Booker and Adm. James G. Stavridis.

Last week, Donald Trump selected Indiana Governor Mike Pence as his running mate. Analysts say the reality TV/businessman is hoping to shore up his credentials with far-right conservatives who oppose LGBT rights and a progressive social agenda.

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