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Bet they don’t reprimand their partners.
Monday, October 26, 2015
Classic Television - Prime Time
The Carol Burnett Show
Original channel
CBS
Original run
September 11, 1967 – March 29, 1978
Starring
Carol Burnett
Harvey Korman
Vicki Lawrence
Lyle Waggoner
Tim Conway
Dick Van Dyke
The Carol Burnett Show (also Carol Burnett and Friends in syndication) is an American variety/sketch comedy television show starring Carol Burnett, Harvey Korman, Vicki Lawrence, Lyle Waggoner, and Tim Conway. It originally ran on CBS from September 11, 1967, to March 29, 1978, for 278 episodes and originated from CBS Television City's Studio 33. The series won 25 prime time Emmy Awards, was ranked No. 16 on TV Guide's 50 Greatest TV Shows of All Time in 2002 and in 2007 was listed as one of Time magazine's "100 Best TV Shows of All Time."
In 1967, Carol Burnett had been a popular veteran of television for 11 years, having made her first appearances on the video tube in 1956 on such programs as The Paul Winchell Show and the sitcom Stanley starring the comedian Buddy Hackett. She then began to be seen more often on television as a guest on such series as Pantomime Quiz; The Tonight Show hosted by Jack Paar; The Jack Benny Program; and The Ed Sullivan Show. In 1959, she became a regular supporting cast member on the CBS-TV variety series The Garry Moore Show. During her three-year run on the program, Burnett became a television favorite and won her first Emmy Award. During her time on Moore's series, Burnett also starred first off-Broadway and then on Broadway in the musical Once Upon a Mattress. She also guest starred on the CBS-TV interview program Person to Person (with her sister Christine) hosted by Charles Collingwood; an episode of The Twilight Zone ("Cavender Is Coming"); and headlined, with British singer-actress Julie Andrews, a highly praised CBS-TV special called Julie and Carol at Carnegie Hall, which resulted in Burnett winning her second Emmy Award. Also, during this period, Burnett had the opportunity to display her talents as a singer by recording two albums for Decca Records and, during the 1961-1962 season, while appearing as a regular on The Garry Moore Show, she sang and hosted a CBS radio show.
In the spring of 1962, Burnett left The Garry Moore Show to pursue other projects which included not only television, but also Broadway and films. Her Broadway career came to a halt in 1964 when right after the opening of the musical Fade Out, Fade In, Burnett was injured while riding in a taxi on her way to the theater, and started missing performances. As a result, ticket sales suffered and the musical closed soon after, a midst a great deal of legal hassling and acrimony that was unsettled for quite some time. That same year, she was signed to star in a CBS variety series, The Entertainers, which failed to catch on with the public. In the meantime, Burnett had made her not-so-auspicious motion-picture debut opposite Dean Martin and Elizabeth Montgomery in the romantic comedy, Who's Been Sleeping in My Bed? (1963). During this transitional time, Burnett continued to appear on CBS specials with such stars as Robert Preston and Rock Hudson. Burnett also starred in television adaptations of the musicals Calamity Jane in 1963 and Once Upon A Mattress in 1964. In addition, she occasionally appeared on Garry Moore's series as a guest star and was also featured as a guest on such programs as Get Smart, The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour, Gomer Pyle USMC, and The Lucy Show.
It was on the latter series in 1966 when Lucille Ball, who had become a mentor to the young comedienne, reportedly offered Burnett her own sitcom called Here's Agnes, to be produced by Desilu Productions. Burnett declined the offer, not wanting to pin herself down into a situation comedy, much less a weekly series. However, when Ball appeared on Burnett's variety special, Carol + 2 in March 1966, the show was such a critical and ratings success that CBS decided that Carol Burnett should be on television more often. So, instead of renewing her contract to continue performing in a series of specials for the next several years, CBS gave Burnett an ultimatum. Starting in the fall of 1967, she could either star in a situation comedy or a variety series. Faced with this decision, Burnett and her husband producer-director Joe Hamilton reluctantly decided on the latter format.
If Colton Haynes Isn't Shirtless, He Better be Dressed in Cartoon Drag
From: Fleshbot
Colton Haynes has outdone himself again. The Arrow and Teen Wolf star recently debuted his 2015 Halloween costume as Ursula The Sea Witch, one upping last year's Princes Fiona (from Shrek) getup. This boy has that magic touch when it comes to getting great publicity. Go over to your water cooler right now (I'm assuming you only read Fleshbot at work) and ask people about Colton Haynes. They'll say "That's the guy with the great Halloween costumes who I want inside me!" OR they'll say "We've told you before, please stop looking at naked men on your computer," in which case you need new co-workers.
Colton Haynes' 2014 Princess Fiona Halloween Costume
Colton Haynes' 2015 Ursula Halloween Costume
The only thing sexier than someone who looks like Colton (jawline, hair, eyes, eyebrows, smile, jawline, body, lips, jawline omggg) is someone who looks like Colton who ALSO has a sense of humor who is ALSO most likely (like 100% but not official because he hasn't come out publicly), gay. While he's active in the gay community and has allegedly dated people like Zachary Quinto (which would be the hottest couple in the world), Colton remains pretty hush hush about his sex life.
While I suggest that next year Colton dresses for Halloween as how he appeared in that XY Magazine photoshoot:
It would be inexpensive - all he would need is a pool and a boy to swap fluids with.
Or even a Halloween costume commemorating his Abercrombie & Fitch modeling days:
All he would need is nothing.
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Hung Ginger Stud Dalton Gets To Fuck Ajay’s Ever-Horny Wife In Hot 3-Way
From: Rough Straight Men
Dalton couldn’t resist the temptation of a promised pussy… that’s the gist of this story. Dalton is certainly one of the hottest studs that ever stepped through Brendon’s door and Brendon didn’t want to miss the opportunity to take advantage of the fact that Ajay and his wife Alana are always in the mood for some 3-way bisexual experimentation. The horny couple (Ajay and Alana) are real sex connoisseurs – there’s a silent mutual understanding between them that each can do whatever he/she wants while having fun with the third person (who is usually a guy).
Ajay is always happy to lay his hands on a big stiff cock, and this time wasn’t an exception. He hungrily reached for Dalton’s sizable fuck stick while Dalton was busy eating Alana’s pussy. It’s hard to tell who’s having more fun at this moment… Ajay with Dalton’s rapidly growing cock, Dalton with his mouth and nose buried in Alana’s pussy (Dalton is straight, remember), or Alana for being "worked on" by the big-dicked new friend.
Dalton finally got the chance to fulfill one of his favorite dreams, namely to fuck another man’s wife in the presence of the husband. After some quality spent time with this horny couple, Dalton shoots his load all over himself, and Ajay sprays his load directly onto his wife’s ass.
