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Monday, August 24, 2015

BUTT LIST

50 EUPHEMISMS FOR MASTURBATION
By Danny Calvi

adjust the antenna

badger the witness

bash the bishop

beat off

beat your meat

bop the baloney

bust a nut

burp the baby

butter the corn

change gears

charm the snake

chase the weasel

choke the chicken

cuddle the kielbasa

dance with the one-eyed sailor

dunk your dolphin

flog the log

get off

grease your pole

have a wank

hold the sausage hostage

jack off

jenny

jerk off

jerk the gherkin

love the Muppet

make the bald man puke

paint the ceiling

play chopsticks

paddle the pickle

peel the banana

polish the knob

pound your pud

pull off

punch the clown

rope the pony

rub one out

self-service

smack Johnny behind the ears

spank the monkey

stroke the salami

strum the banjo

take care of business

wack off

walk the dog

whip it

whittle the wood

whistle dixie

yank the chain

yank your doodle dandy

Drenched David & His Snake

From: Queer Click

Okay, we know the left one’s a fake but the trouser snake (and the not-so-good dress sense) is real!

Japan’s celebrity baseball player Norihiro Akahoshi of Hanshin Tigers appeared at the national league championship party in celebration of their win in a saucy costume. Akahoshi, known as a speedy base runner and 4 times steal base king, has always been calling upon his audience to keep their eyes on his lower body.

The 31-year-old outfielder finally bestowed a big gift to those who had faithfully believed his words…

The idea of his costume was taken from a contemporary popular comedian nicknamed “Leather Ramon HG”. HG stands for “Hard Gay”.

Ends Of The World

From: Boy Culture

Her trainer's ass is A-plus!

Dwayne Johnson Makes His Nude Debut In Ballers

From; Fleshbot

Something has been missing from Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson's career.

Butt, what could it be?

This picture is cool. It's just, something's missing. Something that should be there, butt isn't.

What. Could. It. Be?

I just can't quite put my finger in - I mean on - it.

OH, That's right. His Rock hard juicy ass!

Although Dwayne Johnson has no problem baring his chiseled chest and abs-olutely amazing abs, the wrestler turned actor has been stingy with his butt. That is until this past weekend, when the muscled out stud gave us a full view of his gorgeous ass in his HBO show Ballers.

There it is.

That's more like it. a

Now if only Dwayne would give up that Johnson.

DRAWN TO YOU:

KING OF CRAYONS
From: Manhunt Daily

Art is in the eye of the beholder, right? Sort of. While we’d hardly consider the images by the King of Crayons as “art”, they’re certainly an interesting take on your everyday coloring book. On certain occasions, the pieces may cross the line a little too much, but most of the time? They’re just fucking hilarious.

We apologize if these pictures have been passed around more than Alien Vs. Pooh or Keyboard Cat, but you should really check them out if you haven’t already. Not recommended for those who are easily disturbed. Especially since we’re posting some of the least disturbing of the bunch.

Draw Nearer, Draw Nearer

From: Favorite Hunks & Other Things

Fire’s burning, fire’s burning
Draw nearer, draw nearer
In the glowing, in the glowing
Come sing and be merry

Camp routines are generally pretty much the same. Early wake up by a blaring trumpet, morning vespers, dining hall, clean-up and showers, arts & crafts, dining hall, swimming and games, dining hall, clean-up, evening vespers and campfire.

There is something primal, even in 2015, about starting a fire and gathering around it. Although we do it for pleasure, we are not that many generations away from those who did it out of necessity. I still have days the songs from around those fires spin around in my head, especially the song sung in the round. One of my favorite parts of the campfire was the end. Walking back to the cabin, dozens of people, now one from the experiences round the fire.

Donald Trump’s Drag Transformation Is Predictably Horrifying

From: Queerty

Good things can come in small packages, so they say.

Take, for instance, these eleven glorious seconds from artist Saint Hoax in which national disaster Donald Trump slips in and out of drag with the help of an aptly chosen Abba song.

By the way, Don, your makeup looks terrible. However, your new wig is an upgrade from your old one.

Getting ready on a Friday night #ElectionsDragYouOut
Posted by Saint Hoax on Friday, August 21, 2015

Buddy of the Day - Mikel

From: Queer Click

Mikel is back in a new photo spread looking yummy and razor sharp in his cowboy gear (not in our picture collage) first and then looking casual. He dumps a hands-free load for the set whilst staring into the camera lens. HOT!

Thanks to Jenkz for pointing out that Mikel resembles Chad Michael Murray.

“MASK4MASK” Deviants Adult Arcade

The Official Closing Party of Folsom Street Fair Video
From: Accidental Bear

Filmmaker Aron Kantor rolled out his official SF Folsom Street Fair promo video last week and it spread through the internet like a wild fire. Kantor has just released a new video “MASK4MASK” for DEVIANTS Adult Arcade, The Official Closing Party of Folsom Street Fair. I feel like Kantor even toped himself here, I hear some people are into that.

Film by Aron Kantor dirtyglitter.com

DEVIANTS Adult Arcade

The Official Closing Party of Folsom Street Fair

Sunday September 27, 2015

Mezzanine – 444 Jessie St, San Francisco, CA

Tickets: deviantsarcade.com

Dancefloor destruction by

Honey Soundsystem

and DJ Harvey