13 Unintentionally Hilarious Gay Book Covers

From: Queerty
Gay & Lesbian Online: Your Indispensable Guide to Cruising the Queer Web 
 Jeff Dawson

Editorial Reviews
Amazon.com Review
Let us all drop to our knees and give thanks to Jeff Dawson, a brave man of apparently inexhaustible energy who has put together a guide to over 3,700 Web sites of all things queer on the Internet. The fourth edition of this deservedly bestselling series, Gay & Lesbian Online, is both "practical" and "an invaluable tool," as the publishers tell us, but it's also amusing and unexpectedly thorough, including alarming sites on the radical right and their plans to eliminate fun from America. Even if you find the Internet a tad overwhelming--much as my Aunt Bess did the first time she encountered a bidet in a Chicago hotel room, asking, "What in heaven's name do I do with it?"--Dawson's guide can lead you gently but firmly into the new world. Face it--some of us are still celebrating the invention of Wite-Out. It is time, as they say in every movie of the week, to let the healing begin. What, for example, is the latest part to pierce? What do lesbian gardeners recommend for planting during the California flood season? The mysteries are unfolding. --Jack Connolly --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.
From Library Journal
Dawson, a freelance writer and former editor for PC Home Journal and Mac Home Journal, has compiled the first trade guide to lesbian and gay cyberspace. Focusing primarily on the World Wide Web, the guide consists of chapters on a wide range of topics, each containing several breezily written paragraphs followed by a long list of Uniform Resource Locators (URLs). As such the book reads more like a hot list than a guide?a format better suited to a web page, where users can simply click to go to the featured site. Annotations would have served the print format better. Currency is a problem facing any book on the Internet, and this title is no exception: Several of the sites mentioned have already disappeared or changed addresses in the few months since publication. More comprehensive and up-to-date information on lesbian and gay Internet resources can be identified using such queer-oriented search facilities as the Rainbow Query at GL WEB - Ellen Greenblatt, SUNY, Buffalo
Copyright 1997 Reed Business Information, Inc. --This text refers to an out of print or unavailable edition of this title.

CAPTION THIS:

NAKED BRO WITH A WHOLE LOT OF WOOD
From: Manhunt Daily
 Wearing nothing but a baseball cap, a scruffy bro-dude stands next to a large stack of wood, piled up in the style of the game Jenga. He holds a beer bottle in front of his junk, and presumably, he had a few other beers before this picture was taken. Yup, it’s another drunk naked guy in our Caption This series.
Check out the March 21st winning caption after the jump:

The 12 Worst Muppets Ever

From: io9
3
Clifford

I have no idea what Jim Henson was thinking when he made Clifford the star of Muppets Tonight. Suddenly, Kermit was the station manager, and we were supposed to care about this new character we'd never seen before, who looked like a catfish version of Poochie from The Simpsons. We knew Kermit, sir, and we liked Kermit, and you are no Kermit, Clifford.

23 EXTREMELY FUCKABLE MEN FROM MEXICO

From: Manhunt Daily
Monterrey, Nuevo León, Mexico
hola
En busca de amigos y ver que sucede, Formalidad o Frivolidad es cosa de cada quien, yo busco gente de buen ver y punto, que me aportas , que te aporto eso dependerá de la disponibilidad de los dos, que que busco? es difícil saberlo en 5 min de charla pero no me cierro a nada .... déjate de sentirte que eres superior al resto, seamos congruentes.
PDT: si aparezco que vi tu perfil en tu pagina principal ,no te crezcas , es que tengo MH Platinum y puedo ver tus fotos, si te hablo es por que algo me llamo la atención de ti

Monterrey, Nuevo Leon, Mexico
hello
Looking for friends and see what happens, Formality or Frivolity is up to each one, looking good-looking people, period, like you're making me, I bring you that depend on the availability of the two, that I seek? is difficult to know in 5 minutes chat but I do not close to anything .... allow yourself to feel that you are superior to the rest, let's be consistent. 
PDT: if I show I saw your profile on your homepage, you will not grow up, is that I MH Platinum and I can see your photos, if you speak of is something that struck me from you

The 10 'Gayest' Mascots in the Men's NCAA Basketball Tournament

From: OutSports
Michigan State's Sparty the Spartan
Because no Trojans made it to the Big Dance this year. Besides, you've see 300.

The 15 Sexiest Red-Haired Men

From: OUT
Viggo Mortensen
Actor, 55

His locks are going the way of gray, but still, we love Aragorn forever.

Last seen in: The Two Faces of January, Everybody Has a Plan, On the Road

What's next: Far From Men

BUCK RAMSEY

Love the smell of my jock. Want some?

THE TOP 10 ACTORS I WANT TO FUCK FROM THE GRAND BUDAPEST HOTEL

From: Manhunt Daily
 Sometimes I think about sex, and sometimes—rarely—I actually think about things that aren't sex. Things like Wes Anderson movies. I’m a fan! I love Moonrise Kingdom and The Royal Tenenbaums, especially. So I wasn't expecting my dick to wake up during trailers for The Grand Budapest Hotel, his newest movie. But it did!

My dick is unpredictably zany sometimes. Or is it? I mean, there are a lot of men in this movie and a lot of them are sporting very nice facial hair, and I’ve seen a lot of them naked in other movies. Especially Harvey Keitel. There is a man who is not afraid to show the world his ass.

So, because Dewitt told me that I could write anything today, here’s my top ten list of boner-worthy actors in Grand Budapest Hotel and how I imagine that sex with them would be.

10. 
FLORIAN LUKAS

Florian Lukas is a rather baby-faced German actor with smooth skin and pretty eyes. I bet he’s a total bottom who likes having his perfectly neat hair grabbed by the fistful.

MEN PUT THEIR “COCK IN A SOCK” FOR CANCER AWARENESS ON INSTAGRAM

From: The Gaily Grind
It’s a great day to be gay and on Instagram thanks to Cancer Research UK’s online drive to bring attention to testicular cancer with their #cockinasock campaign.
Testicular cancer is the most common cancer in American males between the ages of 15 and 34. Testicular cancer is highly treatable, and regular testicular self-examinations can help identify growths early, when the chance for successful treatment of testicular cancer is highest.


Check out some of the brave men who put their cocks in a sock to raise money to fight this horrible disease (and please consider a donation to the Cancer foundation of your choice ;):