Thursday, March 13, 2014

Alexander Skarsgård - True Blood

 Alexander Johan Hjalmar Skarsgård (Swedish pronunciation: [ˈskɑːʂɡoːɖ]; born August 25, 1976) is a Swedish actor. He is best known for his roles as vampire Eric Northman on the HBO series True Blood, Meekus in Zoolander and Brad Colbert in the HBO miniseries Generation Kill. He is the son of Swedish actor Stellan Skarsgård.


 True Blood is an American television drama series created and produced by Alan Ball. It is based on The Southern Vampire Mysteries series of novels by Charlaine Harris, detailing the co-existence of vampires and humans in Bon Temps, a fictional, small town in northwestern Louisiana. The series centers on the adventures of Sookie Stackhouse (Anna Paquin), a telepathic waitress with an otherworldly quality.
The show is broadcast on the premium cable network HBO in the United States. It is produced by HBO in association with Ball's production company, Your Face Goes Here Entertainment. It premiered on September 7, 2008. The first five seasons of the series received generally favorable reviews and won several awards, including a Golden Globe and an Emmy.
On July 15, 2013, HBO announced that True Blood had been renewed for a seventh and final season that will premiere in Summer 2014.


 Eric Northman (Alexander Skarsgård)  is the Sheriff of Area 5, a vampire district in Louisiana. A Swedish Viking warrior in life, he is over 1,100 years old and is a powerful and wealthy member of the vampire community. He runs the vampire bar, Fangtasia, in Shreveport, and develops an interest in Sookie Stackhouse after discovering her unique ability to read minds during the first season. He requests Sookie's services in finding a thief in the first season, then enlists her aid again in the second, seeking to retrieve his maker Godric, an ancient vampire gone missing in Dallas. His attraction to Sookie becomes more apparent as he tricks her into consuming his blood. In the third season, however, he protects Sookie from werewolf attacks and becomes intent on revenge on vampire king Russell Edgington, after discovering that Russell was the vampire who killed his human relatives before Eric became a vampire. Eric's father is shown to have worn a crown which was taken by Russell Edgington to add to his collection, which suggests that Eric's family may have been early Swedish nobles or royalty. In season 4, he buys Sookie's house while she is away in Fae and is cursed by Marnie while trying to shut down her coven. He is left without memory of who he is and is taken in by Sookie. Eric demonstrates more sensitivity with Sookie and the two fall in love. He is confronted by Marnie again who possesses him to kill Bill. Sookie uses her powers to stop Eric from killing Bill, releasing him from Marnie's control and restoring his memories from before and during his amnesia. While his old personality has returned, he is still in love with Sookie. Eric and Bill then team up to stop Marnie. After stopping her, Eric and Bill are both rejected by Sookie, who loves them both. When Nan visits, she reveals that both Eric and Bill have been sentenced to the True Death. However, she reveals she is starting a rebellion against the Authority after having been sentenced herself and asks them to join. When she threatens Sookie, Eric decapitates her guards to distract her so Bill can stake her. In the season 6 finale, after killing many humans at Vamp Camp by drinking Warlow's blood, Eric leaves his progeny behind to go back to his homeland in Sweden and relax. Unknown to him, Warlow is killed by Jason and his blood is no longer in effect. Eric is last seen catching on fire on top of a mountain.




The sixth season of True Blood was such a sack of shit, you shouldn't even bother worrying about spoilers. Just stop watching altogether. At this point, the show has done more than merely jump the shark, and it’s currently spinning out of control as a sharknado of melodramatic bullshit and blatantly bad television writing.


The only good thing to come out of this season was a brief glimpse at Alexander Skarsgård‘s penis, which confirms that he’s uncut and a decent size when flaccid. One could argue that the homoerotic shaving scene between Warlow and Jason Stackhouse was also a nice treat, but fuck, when will one of those vampire sex dreams lead to some actual fucking? I want to see penetration shots of Rob Kazinsky‘s dick buried in Ryan Kwanten‘s tight muscle butt, and I won’t settle for anything less.

Just give me what I want, True Blood. That’s the only way I’ll forgive you for this season.



LIVE from IML: The NEW Surge Glans Ring & Grinder C Ring

One of our favorite customers came back to see us again this year (okay--we suspect he really came back to flirt with one of our team members!)  This year he picked up the solid stainless steel Grinder cock ring and the brand NEW Surge Glans ring.  As you can see in the picture below he wanted to make sure the Glans ring would not be too constricting when he is hard.  - Gear Essentials

Aaron Taylor-Johnson in Savages

 Aaron Perry Taylor-Johnson (born Aaron Perry Johnson; 13 June 1990) is an English actor from High Wycombe, Buckinghamshire, England. He began performing at age six and has appeared in films such as Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging and The Illusionist. He then moved onto starring roles in Nowhere Boy, in which he played John Lennon, and Kick-Ass and its 2013 sequel, Kick-Ass 2, in which he played David "Dave" Lizewski / Kick-Ass. He was known as Aaron Johnson, until he began being billed as Aaron Taylor-Johnson in Kick-Ass 2, legally changing his name after marrying director Sam Taylor-Wood.


 Savages is a 2012 American crime thriller film directed by Oliver Stone. It is based on the novel of the same name by Don Winslow. The screenplay was written by Shane Salerno, Winslow and Stone. The film was released on July 6, 2012, and stars Taylor Kitsch, Blake Lively, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Demian Bichir, Benicio del Toro, Salma Hayek, John Travolta, and Emile Hirsch.




 Yes, the same Aaron Taylor Johnson from Kick-Ass. It turns out that he happens to have an ass, and if we were to make a list of things we’d like to do to it, “kicking” wouldn't be anywhere near the top. Smacking it might be up there. Licking it would be up there too, somewhere above massaging it and fingering it… And, not so surprisingly, topping it might be at the very tip-top.


 Who knew this 22 year-old fucker had such muscular cheeks? He showed ‘em off in the 2012 film Savages, and though we hesitate to say it, he very well may have put his costar Taylor Kitsch to shame.










Candelabra Confusion

From: Favorite Hunks & Other Things
 I like Michael Douglas, loved him in The American President, Traffic, Wall Street and so many other great performance. Douglas was so compelling in Fatal Attraction that to me it was he, and not Glenn Close, who played the films true villain. 


 I don't however get all the love for his portrayal of Liberace in Beyond The Candelabra. I enjoyed the movie but it was not a great piece of Cinema. Not really good enough to ever watch again and not really bad or funny enough to reach the level of guilty pleasure. As I wrote in my original review, I though Douglas missed the mark in his performance. It was Matt Damon who I found much more compelling. All of the cast in fact, Damon, Rob Lowe and Scott Bakula inhabited their roles much more believably than Douglas. I am just not sure why he keeps winning all the awards when against Damon, Jeremy Irons, Al Pacino and others, for me, he put in one of the more weaker performances in his group. Not bad, just not to me, worthy of the praise he is getting.


 Fatal Attraction (1987)


 Basic Instinct (1992)


CALLING ALL FORESKIN LOVERS!

From: Manhunt Daily
 It would be safe to say that I’ve recently developed quite a taste for foreskin. For the longest time, I didn’t really know what to do when I’d meet a guy outside of Manhunt and suddenly discover that he’s uncircumcised. I had all this insecurity about whether I was “doing it right” when I gave him head, but eventually, I just let my instincts kick in and worshiped that uncut meat like I’d do with any other damn cock. It’s really not that complicated! I regret not learning that sooner.


 If you share my enthusiasm for hooded shafts, then you’ll appreciate the 7″x5″ masterpiece lurking in Manhunt member WooFganger‘s undies. He’s a scruffy, versatile and self-proclaimed artsy type living in Vancouver, and much as I’d love to wrap my lips around his shaft, I also wouldn't mind giving his ass a good workout. Something tells me we’d get along extremely well…


Vancouver, British Columbia, Canada


 LoVes Bacon and * WhiTe MeaT* and MuZik ...
And mine seems to bring All the BoYz n MeN to the yard .....
All about give and take ...in all aspects in LiFe ... 
~ Peace

~ ArTsy CreaTive ,BiG KiD aT HearT ...Yet an Old SouL aSwell ...
~ SiLLy when I FeeL like iT ... SeRiouS when I have to be ......
~ LikeMinded or NoT ... HandSome VERSATILE ScRuFFy n BearDed MEN are.DeSireAbLe !



 


 


 


 


 


CALENDAR BOY - BRYAN HAWN

From: Yummy of the Day
 My latest obsession, Bryan Hawn, can add calendar boy to his ever growing resume. This week, he released a video showcasing his new venture. He sure knows what his fans want, most of the pics highlight his best asset... his epic ass! I wouldn't mind having this hanging on my wall...


WHERE CAN I GET MY HANDS ON ONE?
CLICK HERE to order.

YUMMY OF THE MONTH RUNNER-UP

From: Yummy of the Day
 "In addition to BAM, how about BOINK, BANG, and BOUNCE? A big thumbs up for this manmeat!" - Anne Marie

"Ex-ACTLY!!! Oh, my, my, my, be still my beatin' heart..." - Jam the Cat

"WOOOFFF! He is EATABLE..... What a beautiful MANLY MAN..." - Jiel


 This is just a sample of the comments our Yummy of the Month finalist, BAM!,  received last month. I thought for sure he would take home the title, but he lost by one vote... UGH!!!


 After a little research, I found out that this scrumptious man is Chris Bailey, an Australian model. Here's a few more shots to drool over...


 DA-YUM!!! They sure know how to grow 'em Down Under. I demand a recount!!!

 

Jared Leto by Terry Richardson

 Jared Leto (born December 26, 1971) is an American actor, singer-songwriter, musician, director, producer, activist, philanthropist, photographer and businessman. After starting his career with television appearances in the early 1990s, Leto achieved recognition for his role as Jordan Catalano on the television series My So-Called Life (1994). He made his film debut in How to Make an American Quilt (1995) and received first notable critical praise for his performance in Prefontaine (1997). Leto played supporting roles in The Thin Red Line (1998), Fight Club (1998) and American Psycho (2000), as well as the lead role in Urban Legend (1998), and earned critical acclaim after portraying heroin addict Harry Goldfarb in Requiem for a Dream (2000). He later began focusing increasingly on his music career, returning to acting with Panic Room (2002), Alexander (2004), Lord of War (2005), Lonely Hearts (2006), Chapter 27 (2007), and Mr. Nobody (2009). He made his directorial debut in 2012 with the documentary film Artifact.


 Leto's performance as a transgender woman in Dallas Buyers Club (2013) received critical praise and earned him the Academy Award for Best Supporting Actor, among numerous other accolades. Leto is considered to be a method actor, known for his constant devotion to and research of his roles. He often remains completely in character for the duration of the shooting schedules of his films, even to the point of adversely affecting his health He is also known to be selective about his film roles.


 Leto is the lead vocalist, multi-instrumentalist and main songwriter for Thirty Seconds to Mars, a band which he formed in 1998 in Los Angeles, California with his older brother Shannon Leto. Their debut album, 30 Seconds to Mars (2002), was released to positive reviews but only to limited success. The band achieved worldwide fame with the release of their second album A Beautiful Lie (2005). Their following releases, This Is War (2009) and Love, Lust, Faith and Dreams (2013), received further critical and commercial success. As of May 2013, the band has sold over 10 million albums worldwide. Leto has also directed music videos, including the MTV Video Music Award–winning "The Kill" (2006), "Kings and Queens" (2009), and "Up in the Air" (2013).


 Jared Leto was born in Bossier City, Louisiana, the son of Constance Leto (née Metrejon). His mother has Cajun ancestry. "Leto" is a stepfather's surname. His parents divorced when he was a child, and he and his older brother Shannon lived with their mother and their maternal grandparents, William Lee Metrejon and Ruby Russell. His father remarried and died soon after. Leto moved frequently with his family from his native Louisiana to different cities around the country. "My mom's father was in the Air Force," Leto has explained, "so moving around a lot was a normal way of life." Leto has two younger half-brothers from his father's second marriage.


 Constance joined the hippie movement and encouraged her sons to get involved in the arts. "I was raised around a lot of artists, musicians, photographers, painters and people that were in theater," he stated in an interview with Kerrang!; "Just having the art communal hippie experience as a child, there wasn't a clear line that was drawn. We celebrated creative experience and creative expression. We didn't try and curtail it and stunt any of that kind of growth." Leto grew up listening to classic rock from Pink Floyd to Led Zeppelin and his first musical instrument was a broken-down piano.


 After dropping out briefly in the 10th grade, Leto decided to return and focus on his education at the private Emerson Preparatory School in Washington, D.C., but graduated from Flint Hill School in Oakton, Virginia. He was interested in large-scale visual art and enrolled at the University of the Arts in Philadelphia. After developing an interest in film making, he transferred to the School of Visual Arts in New York City. While he was a student there, he wrote and starred in his own short film, Crying Joy.